Autopsy Review Finds 74% Of Deaths In Vaccinated Individuals Were Caused by the Vaccine
As written in the style of “Death” from Family Guy.
Alright, listen up, guys. Check it out! We got ourselves a big ol' study, the granddaddy of autopsy investigations, ya know? This doc, Dr. P. McCullough, he's been poking around in those cases where folks kick the bucket right after getting that COVID vaccine jab. And what's the word on the street? A whopping 73.9% of the time, bam! It's the vaccine's fault, right in the kisser!
So, imagine this: you're watching your favorite sports match, and one of them athletes drops like a sack of potatoes, heart going bonkers. Or you're watching some Hollywood flick, and a star suddenly starts doin' their own dramatic version of a stroke scene. Even your Aunt Sally, bless her heart, might just find herself in a tussle with a surprise heart attack outta thin air. Guess what? Dr. McCullough's sayin' it's all in the name of the vaccine! So, folks, keep your peepers peeled, 'cause this vaccine's apparently got a knack for causin' some unexpected twists in the script, if ya catch my drift. Peace out!